cozyprince:

i want someone to hold my hand in crowded places & talk to cashiers for me

for-the-cosplay:

how to cosplay

  • cry
  • procrastinate
  • spend obscene amounts of money at the craft store
  • ???????
  • pray to the cosplay goddess for redemption
  • bleed on costume
  • cry some more
  • HOT GLUE
  • woolah you are now a cosplayer
These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
Our lives are not as limited as we think they are; the world is a wonderfully weird place; consensual reality is significantly flawed; no institution can be trusted, but love does work; all things are possible; and we all could be happy and fulfilled if we only had the guts to be truly free and the wisdom to shrink our egos and quit taking ourselves so damn seriously.
― Tom Robbins (via psych-quotes)
you + me + locked in a room for 24 hours = ?

thee-renaissance-man:

penutbutterqueen:

afrogirlwonder:

Haha put this in my ask lol

Do this y’all!

Y’all ain’t bout that life 

I want to make you feel so fucking happy that you forget every bit of sad in you
Nahilliam Truspear (via cinnabeun)

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

striderjuice:

I got to go on a polydate to starbucks with Nathanial & Austin during promstuck yesterday. so yeah, I had the most amazing & perfect time. also, I had to take a cosplay snapchats with Nathanial since we were prom king & king. (/////)

striderjuice:

I got to go on a polydate to starbucks with Nathanial & Austin during promstuck yesterday. so yeah, I had the most amazing & perfect time. also, I had to take a cosplay snapchats with Nathanial since we were prom king & king. (/////)

wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

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